Healthy Retirement!
How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity in RETIREMENT
| 1. | At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer at passing cars, and watch ’em slow down! |
| 2. | On all your cheque stubs, write ‘For Marijuana’! |
| 3. | Skip down the street rather than walk and see how many looks you get. |
| 4. | Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. |
| 5. | Sing along at The Opera. |
| 6. | When the money comes out of the ATM, scream ‘I Won! I Won!’ |
| 7. | When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the Car Park, yelling, ‘Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!’ |
| 8. | Tell your children over dinner: ‘Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go…. |
| 9. | PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS. |
| And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: My Favourite: | |
| 10. | Go to a large Department store’s fitting room, drop your drawers to your ankles and yell out: “THERE IS NO PAPER IN HERE”! |