Happy Friday.

only send one to college

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cows don't die when you milk them

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when you hit the stage in 10 minutes

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Kindergarten

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worked the previous night

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leaving the parking garage after work

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Walmart

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 Florist Friars

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someone taking way too long to take a picture

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every sound is a bear

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the cats are in charge

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calm down man

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shampoo turned dog pink

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whatever life throws at me

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No suspenders? No problem

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 I got two hands and three foods!

Tuesday Funnies.

knock knock joke

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x-ray prank

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beep beep

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Doctor's reaction

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tricked new guy

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parents be like ...

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sorry Jesus

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pet shaming

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Pillow Pets

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Grandma got bitten

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cool Halloweem costume

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I swear it will be funny

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nightmare fuel

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Cheers For Sunday.

Russians be like - Germans be like

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finally got all the rust out

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KFC & Maccas

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coffee

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optimist

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Mark Zuckerberg using a booster seat

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stuck in the handrail

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Minecraft in real life

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bath takes you

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redneck vehicles
Redneck vehicles

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cool invention

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redneck repair truck

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Chris Pratt velociraptor training

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Hogwarts

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coiver squirrel

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pet shaming

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beware of the cat too

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gad timing and terrible spelling

Sunday Funnies.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

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dinosaur kissy kissy

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“The Far Side” by Gary Larson

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pie chart & bar graph

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April Fool's Day & Chewbacca

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fortune cookies

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I'm not a puppy

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you need a cheeseburger

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Sherlock Holmes -

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wet koala*

smart car

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hit a deer

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fart in a Smart Car

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My boss is going to kill me

Cheers For Thursday.

grumpy cat's new doormat

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diet day 1

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fluffy wolf

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went to get my ball from under the bed ...

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bad spelling

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sorry for being late

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saw a guy at Starbucks

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gym update; I'm not there.

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giddy up
“giddy up? – I don’t speak that language”

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this one is MINE

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level of sarcasm

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remember when people had diaries...

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single socks

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ganglamb style

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empty your mind

Cheers For Saturday.

you know you're getting old ...

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a group of kids is called a migraine

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when you lick the outllet

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pet bed

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Cockatoo Loves Elvis Song(To watch the video, right click here and select “Open in new tab” or “Open in new window”.)

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 finding a toilet feels better than love

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when one door closes ...

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you can see me?

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camping

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not one to brag ...

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math problem

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permanently exhausted pigeon

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traffic is ridiculous this morning

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pet grooming

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silent horrified anticipation