Category: Birds

Photos Timed Perfectly.

It’s always great to see a funny photo and these ones could not have been timed any more perfectly, just that split second can make a boring image into some-thing quite special:

water cannon, face, crazy dance

1.  Do you think this guy was expecting this water cannon to the face so he did the crazy walk to try and make it look cool? Either way it probably shocked him half to death.

bird, giant, giant bird, A;lfred Hitchcock

2. It’s like Alfred Hitchcock’s ‘The Birds’ meets Godzilla. ”There’s giant birds taking over the world!”

darth vader, darth vader head, giant

3.   How was this one even possible? I think we now all want a building with a giant Darth Vader head on it.

dog, treat. funny

4.   “Oh my gosh! TREAT! TREAT! TREAT! Wait that’s going to hit me….. OUCH!… woof!”

fall, water, walk on water

5.   “I will prove to you I can hand stand on the water!” – “Jesus,  I think you’ve got a brother!”

dog, mate, funny, 2 dimensional

6.   This dog is probably like most teenage boys. Can only find a mating partner that’s 2 dimensional.

parrot, creepy, camera

7.   Despite being a little creepy, this parrot seems like he’s saying “I demand to know what this freakish device is!”

monkey, human,

8.   Monkey’s and humans really are similar. I wonder if he forgot how to function normally afterwards like a shy human would.

confused, suit, dress

9.   Maybe he’s confused. “I have to wear my suit but dammit I want to wear my perky blue dress!”

horse, rider, centaur

10. “Centaurs? PFFFT. They’re nothing compared to me. I have opposable thumbs!”

people, butterfly, mask, freaky

11. People would probably wear a butterfly mask. Freaky sometimes though.

fall, water, pool, face, later, joke, funny

12. One millisecond later and her face would have been totally different. Hope that joke was worth it.

cat, cute, love heart

13. This seems cute at first until you realise the cats are just rubbing their butts together.

magic, soccer, manager, gif

14. Magic soccer manager or really clever graphics guy on the TV? I chose magic!

 

A Fact About Crows.

(Not a funny picture, but a good joke.)

Image result for crow

A fact you won’t soon forget…

Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian  Flu.

A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone’s relief,  confirmed the problem was definitely NOT  Avian Flu.  The cause of death appeared to be vehicular  impacts.

However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the bird’s beaks and claws.

By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while  only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.

MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.

He very quickly concluded the cause:

When crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.

They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout “Cah”, not a single one could shout “Truck.”