Category: People
Butter Face.
Decisions…
Edna & Ralph.
Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have.
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.
He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna’s heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, ‘Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you’re being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he’s dead.’
Edna replied, ‘He didn’t hang himself, I put him there to dry…
How soon can I go home?’
You can do your bit by remembering to share this joke with an unstable friend.
I’ve done my part!!!
Doggy haircut.
Darth Vader’s Wife.
Sugar Free Sugar?
A Dog’s Life …
Photos Timed Perfectly.
It’s always great to see a funny photo and these ones could not have been timed any more perfectly, just that split second can make a boring image into some-thing quite special:
1. Do you think this guy was expecting this water cannon to the face so he did the crazy walk to try and make it look cool? Either way it probably shocked him half to death.
2. It’s like Alfred Hitchcock’s ‘The Birds’ meets Godzilla. ”There’s giant birds taking over the world!”
3. How was this one even possible? I think we now all want a building with a giant Darth Vader head on it.
4. “Oh my gosh! TREAT! TREAT! TREAT! Wait that’s going to hit me….. OUCH!… woof!”
5. “I will prove to you I can hand stand on the water!” – “Jesus, I think you’ve got a brother!”
6. This dog is probably like most teenage boys. Can only find a mating partner that’s 2 dimensional.
7. Despite being a little creepy, this parrot seems like he’s saying “I demand to know what this freakish device is!”
8. Monkey’s and humans really are similar. I wonder if he forgot how to function normally afterwards like a shy human would.
9. Maybe he’s confused. “I have to wear my suit but dammit I want to wear my perky blue dress!”
10. “Centaurs? PFFFT. They’re nothing compared to me. I have opposable thumbs!”
11. People would probably wear a butterfly mask. Freaky sometimes though.
12. One millisecond later and her face would have been totally different. Hope that joke was worth it.
13. This seems cute at first until you realise the cats are just rubbing their butts together.
14. Magic soccer manager or really clever graphics guy on the TV? I chose magic!
