Sunday Funnies.

 

I don't think she realizes she's not human.

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I'll call for help

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When wi-fi is down*

No GPS

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Millions of years old and they look as if they were laid yesterdday.*

Internet Dating.

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I don't think he understands the gravity of his situation.

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It's a bad day when dinner eats yoiur lunch.

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When Hell freezes over.

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He sits on the other dogs he likes.

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My mom says I'm special.

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so I became a panda

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Happy Friday.

 

How to perform the act of banishing.

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Lying about my age ....

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Optical illusion.

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When you've had a rough day...

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bad hair day

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other couples ...

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Are you sure the spider is gone?

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my friends

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Do not park here

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keep calm and carry on

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Ghost caught on tape.

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private privvy?

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ghost therapy

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Frankenstein and Frankenstein's monster.

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Tuesday Funnies.

 

Funny signs from around the world.*

Labrathor

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Intelligence test

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Are you tired? No I'm exhausted.

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Meanwhile in Walmart.

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12nd?

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Valet parking attendant has bigger plans:

Valet parking attendant has bigger plans.

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Cooking no-no.

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New hobby.

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Weight Loss Diet Plans

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Cheers For Sunday.

Don't be ashamed of who you are. That's your parents' job.

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People posing with statues:

Railway workers

Ronald McDonald

stealing suitcase

thinker stinker

tug-o-war

batter up

helping hand

dancing queen

covert bribe

naughty girl

eavesdropping

Ronald McDonald slapping

pick your own nose

gotcha

no help

knuckle sandwich

defending her honour

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when the weather is really hot

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clever car parking

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media be like ...

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Nooo! It's my kitty!

Happy Tuesday.

When the first time does not teach.

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I thought crocodiles were swimming.

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Chinese words for animals, translated into English …

Bag mouse

Ocean elephant

Cat head eagle

Standing goose

Eyeglasses snake

Ocean piglet

Wall tiger

long neck deer

dragon shrimp

bear cat

duck mouth beast

ocean panther

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When I'm bored late at night ...

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Have you ever been this tired?

Have you ever been this tired?

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This fish looks too stupid ...

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Friday Funnies.

why emergency rooms exist

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Same appartment? I don't think so.

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Camouflage

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does this ... make my ass look big?

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... so I became a tank.

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before & after grooming lion

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I shall teach you how to cat.

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how stupid can they be?

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Pratt keeping pose

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Pratt keeping pose ... kid*

Doctors reverse Diabetes without drugs or insulin

Cheers For Thursday.

Road trip pranks.
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Prepare for Otter Annihilation!

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tiny razor blades on their feet

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might have adopted a polar bear and not a dog

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this isn't Grandma's first ride on pub lic transportation

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Safety first ... not.

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teaching the dog tricks

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my heart survived

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took my coffee

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muzzle

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surprised cat

Happy Saturday.

I found him this way...

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chainsaw safety

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banana costume to visit the monkeys

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you touched it last

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nice road it'd be a shame

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swhy you don't mess with beanbags

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time for phase two

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when the dog finds you sleeping in his favourite water bowl

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now we're going to test your reflexes

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ran to use the bathroom and nearly had a heart attack

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Butter is food lotion.

Sunday Funnies.

your daddy is calling from work with a question about his computer

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all the other reindeer used to call him names

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I'm through begging

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you like your gift?

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you wanna have some fun?

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Awesome helmet.

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just see what happens

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mom is going to be so happy...

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ridiculously dumb people

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run some tests to see how your insurance reacts*

doctor was a quack*

funny toilet lid sticker

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furniture & wood craft plans