Tag: funny
40 Years of Marriage.
40 years of marriage.
A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their
40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
She said, ‘For being such an exemplary married
couple and for being loving to each other for
all this time, I will grant you each a wish.’
The wife answered, ‘Oh, I want to travel around the world
with my darling husband.’
The fairy waved her magic wand and – poof! – two
tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment:
‘Well, this is all very romantic, but an
opportunity like this will never come again. I’m
sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30
years younger than me.’
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed,
but a wish is a wish.!
So the fairy waved her magic wand and
poof!…
The husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful jerks should
remember fairies are female …..
You should share this
with a woman who needs
a good laugh, and with any
man who can handle it!
Heart-warming Lawyer Story.
HEART-WARMING LAWYER STORY
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, “Why are you eating grass ?”
“We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied. “We have to eat grass.”
“Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I’ll feed you,” the lawyer said.
“But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there eating grass under that tree.”
“Bring them along,” the lawyer replied.
Turning to the second poor man he stated, “You may come with us, also.”
The other man, in a pitiful voice, then said, “But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!”
“Bring them all as well,” the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.
Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”
The lawyer replied, “Glad to do it. You’ll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high.”
NOW, COME ONNNnnnn……. . . . did you really think there was such a thing as a heart-warming lawyer story?
There’s always burritos.
Why Did You Get A Cat?
This Is How You Win A Fight.
SOMETIMES
Sometimes…. when you cry….
No one sees your tears.
Sometimes…. when you are in pain….
No one sees your hurt.
Sometimes…. when you are worried….
No one sees your stress.
Sometimes….when you are happy….
No one sees your smile.
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But FART ! Just ONE friggin’ time…..
And everybody notices!
And You thought this was going to be one of those
Heart-touching stories!