Tag: wife
Darth Vader’s Wife.
Vacuum Cleaner.
So. this retired guy sits around the house all day. His wife says, “You could do something useful, like vacuum the house once a week.”
Guy gives it a moment’s thought and says, “Sure why not, show me the
vacuum cleaner.”
Half an hour later, the guy comes into the kitchen to get some coffee.
Wife says, “I didn’t hear the vacuum work, I thought you were using it?”
Exasperated man answers, “The stupid thing is broken, won’t start. I’ve got to buy a new one.”
“Really”, she says., “Show me – it worked fine the last time.” So he did ..
Now, start the video …
40 Years of Marriage.
40 years of marriage.
A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their
40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
She said, ‘For being such an exemplary married
couple and for being loving to each other for
all this time, I will grant you each a wish.’
The wife answered, ‘Oh, I want to travel around the world
with my darling husband.’
The fairy waved her magic wand and – poof! – two
tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment:
‘Well, this is all very romantic, but an
opportunity like this will never come again. I’m
sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30
years younger than me.’
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed,
but a wish is a wish.!
So the fairy waved her magic wand and
poof!…
The husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful jerks should
remember fairies are female …..
You should share this
with a woman who needs
a good laugh, and with any
man who can handle it!